1 00:02:32,910 --> 00:02:37,790 Baby, I want to get in your veins. 2 00:02:38,330 --> 00:02:39,330 Baby, 3 00:02:40,790 --> 00:02:44,090 you got no one but yourself to blame. 4 00:02:44,630 --> 00:02:48,210 You can't run, you can't hide. 5 00:02:48,510 --> 00:02:51,110 Welcome to your QMI. 6 00:02:51,530 --> 00:02:55,370 You don't know what I'm gonna do. 7 00:02:58,250 --> 00:02:59,670 You're a... 8 00:03:05,070 --> 00:03:08,530 And I'll give you everything you need. 9 00:03:09,010 --> 00:03:10,010 Oh, yeah. 10 00:03:10,390 --> 00:03:13,370 I'll give you a lifetime. 11 00:03:13,930 --> 00:03:15,930 A lifetime of misery. 12 00:03:17,750 --> 00:03:20,910 Your reign is my legacy. 13 00:03:26,810 --> 00:03:28,170 Oh, duh. 14 00:03:29,510 --> 00:03:32,650 I got something in store for you. 15 00:04:04,180 --> 00:04:05,580 There ain't nothing that 16 00:04:06,600 --> 00:04:10,780 I promise you a lifetime, a lifetime of memory. 17 00:05:21,960 --> 00:05:23,800 Don't you ever get tired of watching me? 18 00:05:24,540 --> 00:05:25,540 Never. 19 00:05:26,360 --> 00:05:27,900 Like I have no will of my own. 20 00:05:32,010 --> 00:05:33,010 Well, it's true. 21 00:05:33,130 --> 00:05:36,150 I feel drawn to you in ways I never thought possible. 22 00:05:39,310 --> 00:05:43,050 Well, are you ready to pick the next level, then? 23 00:05:45,630 --> 00:05:49,870 I mean, uh... I know this place back there. 24 00:05:50,370 --> 00:05:51,370 It's quiet. 25 00:05:51,750 --> 00:05:52,750 It's crowded. 26 00:05:53,390 --> 00:05:54,570 It's just very new. 27 00:05:57,490 --> 00:05:58,490 Not here. 28 00:05:58,530 --> 00:05:59,890 My band's parked outside. 29 00:06:08,240 --> 00:06:09,560 Have to be back before my bedtime. 30 00:06:38,090 --> 00:06:39,090 Cheers. 31 00:07:16,940 --> 00:07:17,940 Cool. 32 00:09:27,720 --> 00:09:28,400 I don't 33 00:09:28,400 --> 00:09:38,720 know. 34 00:09:57,040 --> 00:09:58,040 Mm -hmm. 35 00:12:39,370 --> 00:12:40,229 Wait, wait, wait. 36 00:12:40,230 --> 00:12:41,290 Where do you think you're going, huh? 37 00:12:41,490 --> 00:12:44,550 It's a crime scene with Connie. You're not supposed to be here. 38 00:12:44,890 --> 00:12:46,950 It's okay, Detective Trout. 39 00:12:47,190 --> 00:12:48,190 I'm a reporter. 40 00:12:48,950 --> 00:12:51,350 Oh. Guys, did you hear that? She's a reporter. 41 00:12:54,070 --> 00:12:56,070 Scat. I will not scat. 42 00:12:56,790 --> 00:12:58,330 Normally I scoot, scram, or skedaddle. 43 00:13:00,310 --> 00:13:01,990 You got spunk. Mm -hmm. 44 00:13:02,310 --> 00:13:03,430 I hate spunk. 45 00:13:03,870 --> 00:13:05,890 What are you trying to do, Connor? Get your own column? 46 00:13:06,470 --> 00:13:08,830 It's funny you should say that. I already have one. 47 00:13:09,240 --> 00:13:10,240 It's called Crime Beat. 48 00:13:10,580 --> 00:13:11,580 Have you ever heard of it? 49 00:13:11,900 --> 00:13:12,900 Or don't you read? 50 00:13:13,640 --> 00:13:16,840 Yeah, I read, and I barely have to move my lips when I do it. But I never read 51 00:13:16,840 --> 00:13:18,760 your column, and believe me, I never heard of you either. 52 00:13:19,240 --> 00:13:22,180 You know what? I'll send you a copy. Now, excuse me. Do you have a column to 53 00:13:22,180 --> 00:13:23,059 write, Detective? 54 00:13:23,060 --> 00:13:23,999 What do you think you're doing, huh? 55 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:25,700 You think there's some kind of game I'm playing here? 56 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:27,880 I could slap you in cuffs right now, you know that? 57 00:13:28,120 --> 00:13:30,420 There's a crime scene, and you're not allowed here. 58 00:13:30,740 --> 00:13:31,740 On whose authority? 59 00:13:31,900 --> 00:13:32,900 Mine. 60 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:35,240 Why? Is this guy famous or something? 61 00:13:35,740 --> 00:13:36,740 Well, he is now. 62 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:41,520 So why don't you just get out of here before I get grumpy on you, huh? 63 00:13:42,160 --> 00:13:44,940 This isn't over, Detective Trout. It never is. 64 00:13:45,900 --> 00:13:47,260 I'll go over your head. Go. 65 00:13:47,780 --> 00:13:49,260 I'll have your ass. Take it. 66 00:13:55,240 --> 00:13:56,240 Tommy? 67 00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:10,320 You here? 68 00:14:11,440 --> 00:14:12,440 Hello? 69 00:14:28,900 --> 00:14:30,360 Oh, gosh. 70 00:14:31,480 --> 00:14:33,100 Don't do that, honey. 71 00:14:33,360 --> 00:14:35,900 I thought you heard me. No, I didn't. 72 00:14:36,220 --> 00:14:37,220 Well, that was quick. 73 00:14:39,060 --> 00:14:43,140 Yeah, I ran into this grouchy cop who's mad at the world, and we had a few 74 00:14:43,140 --> 00:14:46,460 words. Well, you've got a right to be there. Freedom of the press and all 75 00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:51,480 Well, according to Detective Trout, I only have the right to remain silent. 76 00:14:52,300 --> 00:14:54,880 Well, anyway, I'm glad you're home early. 77 00:15:07,180 --> 00:15:08,180 Thank you. 78 00:15:50,060 --> 00:15:51,060 Thank you. 79 00:17:40,740 --> 00:17:41,740 Please. 80 00:18:23,180 --> 00:18:24,180 I didn't hear you come in. 81 00:18:24,260 --> 00:18:26,020 I called, but you didn't answer. 82 00:18:26,860 --> 00:18:27,860 Right. 83 00:18:28,460 --> 00:18:29,460 I gotta go. 84 00:18:29,580 --> 00:18:30,760 I've got a meeting. I'll be late. 85 00:18:33,820 --> 00:18:34,820 Okay. 86 00:18:35,420 --> 00:18:36,420 Good luck. 87 00:18:37,360 --> 00:18:38,380 Right. Love you. 88 00:19:22,830 --> 00:19:23,830 Good morning, Mr. 89 00:19:23,950 --> 00:19:25,510 Andrews. Good morning, Jill. 90 00:19:26,170 --> 00:19:27,170 You got a minute? 91 00:19:27,390 --> 00:19:28,650 Sure. You want to have a seat? 92 00:19:33,890 --> 00:19:35,390 So how'd everything go this morning? 93 00:19:36,210 --> 00:19:39,930 I finally made it down to the crime scene and got blown off before I could 94 00:19:39,930 --> 00:19:40,930 anything. 95 00:19:41,090 --> 00:19:45,130 So I decided I'm going to head down to the precinct this afternoon and see if I 96 00:19:45,130 --> 00:19:46,910 can sneak a peek at the coroner's report. 97 00:19:47,290 --> 00:19:48,290 Good. 98 00:19:48,920 --> 00:19:53,100 I've been going over your columns from the last few months. 99 00:19:56,680 --> 00:19:59,040 I'm sorry to say they've become pretty lifeless. 100 00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:01,960 Lifeless. 101 00:20:02,780 --> 00:20:03,780 Lifeless. 102 00:20:04,560 --> 00:20:10,160 Your work used to have a certain snap, a kind of witty, cutting -edge approach 103 00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:14,060 to murder and mayhem, without actually crossing the line of the bad taste. 104 00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:16,360 Well, not too often, anyway. 105 00:20:18,690 --> 00:20:20,110 Jill, it's just not there anymore. 106 00:20:21,590 --> 00:20:22,910 So are you giving me the booth? 107 00:20:24,430 --> 00:20:26,170 No, of course not. 108 00:20:27,070 --> 00:20:30,070 I just wanted to see if there was anything that I could do to help bring 109 00:20:30,070 --> 00:20:31,070 of this slump. 110 00:20:32,170 --> 00:20:36,470 Jill, is everything okay at home? Any personal problems, health problems? 111 00:20:37,690 --> 00:20:40,050 No, nothing that I want to talk about, okay? 112 00:20:44,840 --> 00:20:50,160 Well, then, just start thinking creatively again, okay? Be daring. Take 113 00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:52,640 chance. Get that old fire back in the furnace. 114 00:20:53,500 --> 00:20:54,960 We need your column, Jill. 115 00:20:56,060 --> 00:20:57,060 Thank you, sir. 116 00:20:57,220 --> 00:20:58,560 We need it to be good. 117 00:20:59,540 --> 00:21:00,540 I heard you. 118 00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:08,200 I know you're going to think of something. 119 00:21:08,740 --> 00:21:12,460 Do you remember that time you exposed that white slave ring down in Chinatown? 120 00:21:12,830 --> 00:21:15,210 Oh, come on. I was practically raped with a broom handle. 121 00:21:16,030 --> 00:21:18,390 You just can't make stuff like that up. 122 00:21:24,430 --> 00:21:25,430 Bye. 123 00:21:29,690 --> 00:21:30,690 You want daring? 124 00:21:31,890 --> 00:21:32,930 I can be daring. 125 00:21:33,730 --> 00:21:34,730 Yeah. 126 00:21:35,010 --> 00:21:36,330 I can be real daring. 127 00:22:02,920 --> 00:22:04,200 Edward Pennington 128 00:23:17,770 --> 00:23:20,490 How the hell am I supposed to read this important thing made out of finger 129 00:23:20,490 --> 00:23:22,070 paint? Do it again. 130 00:23:25,790 --> 00:23:29,270 What the hell are you doing here? 131 00:23:29,850 --> 00:23:30,850 He's alive. 132 00:23:32,610 --> 00:23:34,830 It's a little early in the day to be hitting a toss, isn't it? 133 00:23:35,870 --> 00:23:36,870 I'm telling you. 134 00:23:38,010 --> 00:23:39,190 This guy is alive. 135 00:23:39,930 --> 00:23:40,930 Yeah? 136 00:23:43,470 --> 00:23:44,570 Well, if you say so. 137 00:23:47,889 --> 00:23:51,170 Maybe my imagination has gotten the best of me. Yeah, maybe it has. 138 00:23:52,070 --> 00:23:53,550 All right, come on, let's go. 139 00:23:54,070 --> 00:23:57,370 Look, whether you like it or not, I have a column to write here. 140 00:23:57,650 --> 00:24:01,730 And if you keep this up, I might write something special about you in it. 141 00:24:02,790 --> 00:24:03,910 Really? Yeah. 142 00:24:04,950 --> 00:24:05,950 Oh, shit. 143 00:24:06,170 --> 00:24:10,670 I guess in that case, I better give you my business card. 144 00:24:11,990 --> 00:24:13,550 Make sure you spell my name right. 145 00:24:15,030 --> 00:24:16,030 Detective Trout. 146 00:24:17,040 --> 00:24:18,160 You don't have a first name? 147 00:24:18,420 --> 00:24:19,420 No, I don't. 148 00:24:20,500 --> 00:24:21,500 Come on. 149 00:24:21,640 --> 00:24:22,700 Can't you help me out here? 150 00:24:23,700 --> 00:24:25,100 I'm just trying to do my job. 151 00:24:25,340 --> 00:24:26,340 Listen, sister. 152 00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:30,320 We have rules we have to live by around here, okay? Unlike you, I can't be 153 00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:32,080 running off my mouth anytime I want to. 154 00:24:32,980 --> 00:24:38,280 My news service is a socially respectable news agency. 155 00:24:43,140 --> 00:24:45,660 I mean, what's the difference? 156 00:24:46,820 --> 00:24:47,820 He's already dead. 157 00:24:48,300 --> 00:24:49,300 I think. 158 00:24:49,880 --> 00:24:51,580 I thought you said he was alive. 159 00:24:54,680 --> 00:24:57,160 All right, look, maybe we're getting off on the wrong foot here, okay? 160 00:24:57,260 --> 00:24:58,780 Obviously, we both have a job to do. 161 00:24:59,800 --> 00:25:03,520 Let's say you let me buy you a cup of coffee, and maybe we can come to some 162 00:25:03,520 --> 00:25:04,520 of compromise, huh? 163 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:07,000 Okay. 164 00:25:09,140 --> 00:25:10,140 You're buying. 165 00:25:10,860 --> 00:25:11,860 That's what I just said. 166 00:25:23,850 --> 00:25:24,850 There you go. 167 00:25:25,370 --> 00:25:26,570 A couple of Joe's finest. 168 00:25:27,730 --> 00:25:28,770 Flying a girl with drink? 169 00:25:29,890 --> 00:25:31,930 It's a simple cop on a simple cop's paycheck. 170 00:25:32,770 --> 00:25:33,770 Touché. 171 00:25:34,490 --> 00:25:39,730 So, Detective Trout, I need something to keep the wolves at bay. 172 00:25:40,250 --> 00:25:43,070 I got them nipping at my butt, and I hardly got a fanny left. 173 00:25:45,570 --> 00:25:46,570 Good for me, kid. 174 00:25:47,190 --> 00:25:48,190 I'm serious. 175 00:25:48,610 --> 00:25:49,930 I need you to spill your guts. 176 00:25:50,950 --> 00:25:52,070 You never let up, do you? 177 00:25:53,169 --> 00:25:54,169 I can. 178 00:25:54,570 --> 00:25:55,570 So how about it? 179 00:25:56,930 --> 00:26:00,470 Well, I guess it's going to get out sooner or later, so, okay. 180 00:26:01,090 --> 00:26:05,110 Guy's name was Edward Pennington. Mutual funds, right? Big house up in Beverly 181 00:26:05,110 --> 00:26:06,110 Glen, no pets. 182 00:26:06,510 --> 00:26:07,570 So what happened to him? 183 00:26:09,710 --> 00:26:10,710 Well, we don't know. 184 00:26:11,230 --> 00:26:13,330 Somebody stabbed him in the neck with a sharp object. 185 00:26:14,050 --> 00:26:15,050 Motive? 186 00:26:16,350 --> 00:26:17,350 Robbery. 187 00:26:18,630 --> 00:26:20,070 Robbery? Yeah. 188 00:26:20,750 --> 00:26:22,150 Somebody stole all the guy's blood. 189 00:26:24,370 --> 00:26:25,370 No shit. 190 00:26:26,330 --> 00:26:27,430 No, honey, this is real shit. 191 00:26:28,290 --> 00:26:29,290 So what do you do now? 192 00:26:29,770 --> 00:26:31,770 Yeah, now they're going to cremate the body. 193 00:26:33,130 --> 00:26:34,510 They move awfully quick, don't they? 194 00:26:34,730 --> 00:26:36,670 Yeah, I know, but that's what the family wants. 195 00:26:37,130 --> 00:26:38,130 Me too. 196 00:26:39,370 --> 00:26:40,370 So, uh, the killer. 197 00:26:41,250 --> 00:26:42,250 You think you'll catch him? 198 00:26:43,250 --> 00:26:44,250 Oh, yeah. 199 00:26:44,290 --> 00:26:45,290 Him or her. 200 00:27:42,740 --> 00:27:43,740 Hello? Hi, honey. 201 00:27:44,500 --> 00:27:45,500 Hey. 202 00:27:46,460 --> 00:27:50,020 Um, I was wondering if you were still going to be working late tonight. 203 00:27:50,940 --> 00:27:51,960 Yeah, looks like it. 204 00:27:55,340 --> 00:27:57,900 Well, do you want me to put a plate for you in the fridge? 205 00:27:58,820 --> 00:28:00,520 Nah, I think I'm going to eat out. 206 00:28:01,320 --> 00:28:03,840 Listen, honey, I'm right in the middle of something. Can I talk to you later on 207 00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:04,840 tonight? 208 00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:06,520 Okay. 209 00:28:06,780 --> 00:28:07,780 Don't work too hard, though. 210 00:28:08,280 --> 00:28:09,300 Right. Love you, babe. 211 00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:19,360 The meter's running, honey. 212 00:28:36,060 --> 00:28:37,680 It sounds like the meter's running. 213 00:28:39,540 --> 00:28:40,720 So who was on the phone? 214 00:28:41,880 --> 00:28:42,880 It's pretty important. 215 00:28:56,260 --> 00:28:59,080 Hello? Would you like directions to the underworld? 216 00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:02,040 Excuse me? 217 00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:03,160 You called me, Jill. 218 00:29:03,900 --> 00:29:05,380 How did you know my name? 219 00:29:06,660 --> 00:29:08,460 The address is in the matchbook. 220 00:29:12,780 --> 00:29:14,080 What the hell? 221 00:29:27,860 --> 00:29:28,860 You can do this. 222 00:34:59,150 --> 00:35:02,550 Another long tale about a lonely boy. 223 00:35:05,530 --> 00:35:09,830 Who's grown thick and tired of the usual toy. 224 00:35:12,590 --> 00:35:15,190 A man's wet and old. 225 00:36:20,810 --> 00:36:21,810 Like Mai Tai? 226 00:36:21,990 --> 00:36:22,990 Exactly. 227 00:37:03,120 --> 00:37:04,098 My name is Adrian. 228 00:37:04,100 --> 00:37:05,220 I own the underground. 229 00:37:07,180 --> 00:37:09,180 I write a column for Crime Beat. 230 00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:14,880 Really? Mm -hmm. We're not under investigation, are we? 231 00:37:15,940 --> 00:37:16,940 No. 232 00:37:23,420 --> 00:37:27,220 I, um... I would like to know, though, how did you get my number to call me 233 00:37:27,220 --> 00:37:29,140 back? We have caller ID. 234 00:37:29,820 --> 00:37:32,840 It's not uncommon for some people to be a little persuading to help them escape 235 00:37:32,840 --> 00:37:36,320 their fears, step outside their shells, and give them to their desire. 236 00:37:38,420 --> 00:37:45,080 Look, I don't mean to be rude, Adrian, but sitting in a strip bar 237 00:37:45,080 --> 00:37:47,660 isn't exactly fulfilling my every desire. 238 00:37:48,080 --> 00:37:50,160 It's more than a bar. It's a club. 239 00:37:50,480 --> 00:37:52,440 It's a very exclusive club. 240 00:37:53,620 --> 00:37:56,980 And that's what your deepest desires are, aren't? Well, that remains to be 241 00:37:57,040 --> 00:37:59,080 Jill. How did you know my name? 242 00:37:59,670 --> 00:38:02,750 I only have a little time for you tonight. Are you sure you want to waste 243 00:38:02,750 --> 00:38:04,970 with questions like, how do you know my name? 244 00:38:06,630 --> 00:38:07,630 Okay. 245 00:38:07,730 --> 00:38:08,850 We'll get back to that one. 246 00:38:12,930 --> 00:38:13,930 You like it? 247 00:38:15,030 --> 00:38:16,990 Yeah, it's fine. Thank you. 248 00:38:21,790 --> 00:38:22,790 You were saying? 249 00:38:24,970 --> 00:38:28,790 I would like to know, have you ever seen this guy? 250 00:38:31,980 --> 00:38:32,980 No. 251 00:38:34,440 --> 00:38:35,440 Are you sure? 252 00:38:35,660 --> 00:38:40,180 It's a very private club and we have a very exclusive list of clients. 253 00:38:40,520 --> 00:38:41,520 I would remember. 254 00:38:42,640 --> 00:38:48,560 Well, these matches were found on the body with your phone number written on 255 00:38:48,560 --> 00:38:49,560 them. 256 00:38:52,900 --> 00:38:54,900 That could have happened any number of ways. 257 00:38:57,120 --> 00:39:00,240 One of the girls from the club could have taken the client home. 258 00:39:00,440 --> 00:39:01,440 I'm sorry. 259 00:39:04,150 --> 00:39:05,330 Why don't you ask the girl? 260 00:39:08,070 --> 00:39:09,190 You're very persuasive. 261 00:39:10,390 --> 00:39:13,230 But, if it is what your heart desires. 262 00:40:15,210 --> 00:40:20,730 No, I don't care what you wear under there. If you dye your hair, 263 00:40:21,150 --> 00:40:24,430 I'll make you fine. 264 00:40:24,670 --> 00:40:26,450 I don't mind. I don't mind. 265 00:40:26,650 --> 00:40:28,390 You're just my kind. 266 00:40:29,450 --> 00:40:35,650 If you want me, well, you know where I'll be. 267 00:40:37,070 --> 00:40:39,250 I'll be your lover anytime. 268 00:40:47,050 --> 00:40:50,990 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine. 269 00:40:52,590 --> 00:40:57,790 And I'll love you anytime. 270 00:41:03,610 --> 00:41:09,450 And if we set a bill there, I'm aware the handle will tear. 271 00:41:11,310 --> 00:41:15,050 Before you go down below, you should know. 272 00:41:15,580 --> 00:41:17,060 It's not always so. 273 00:41:18,400 --> 00:41:24,160 And if you love me, will you know where I'll be? 274 00:41:25,580 --> 00:41:27,760 I'll be your lover anytime. 275 00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:31,580 I'll love you anytime. 276 00:41:33,540 --> 00:41:39,160 I'll be your 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9. 277 00:41:40,980 --> 00:41:43,380 And I'll love you. 278 00:42:31,760 --> 00:42:32,980 Going to Santa Barbara. 279 00:42:33,300 --> 00:42:34,680 Big meeting for merger. 280 00:42:34,980 --> 00:42:36,420 Be back tomorrow evening. 281 00:42:37,420 --> 00:42:38,420 Tom. 282 00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:24,200 Hello? 283 00:43:25,540 --> 00:43:26,540 Anybody here? 284 00:43:35,040 --> 00:43:37,020 What are you doing here? 285 00:43:37,760 --> 00:43:40,780 Oh, well, I knocked on the door and nobody answered. 286 00:43:41,480 --> 00:43:42,760 Did you just walk in? 287 00:43:43,440 --> 00:43:46,500 Well, remember you called me late last night. 288 00:43:47,080 --> 00:43:49,640 How did you know that? I didn't leave a message. 289 00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:51,120 I've got caller ID. 290 00:43:51,900 --> 00:43:52,900 Oh, God. 291 00:43:53,960 --> 00:43:55,640 I could get a block on my phone now. 292 00:43:55,920 --> 00:43:56,920 I guess you better. 293 00:43:57,520 --> 00:44:00,760 Well, anyway, I was worried about you, so I thought I'd come by and see if 294 00:44:00,760 --> 00:44:01,638 everything was okay. 295 00:44:01,640 --> 00:44:06,720 Well, I guess everything's fine, so I'm going to leave. 296 00:44:07,860 --> 00:44:08,860 Detective. 297 00:44:10,640 --> 00:44:12,820 Trout. Remember, everybody calls me Trout. 298 00:44:13,460 --> 00:44:14,460 Okay, Trout. 299 00:44:15,860 --> 00:44:16,860 Everything's not okay. 300 00:44:23,400 --> 00:44:27,540 And then I woke up in my car, and that's all I can remember. 301 00:44:29,480 --> 00:44:32,000 Yeah. Sounds like somebody's helped you, Mickey. 302 00:44:32,640 --> 00:44:33,660 A nice big one. 303 00:44:34,240 --> 00:44:37,960 Yeah, it feels like it. I mean, I keep seeing these bright, flashing lights in 304 00:44:37,960 --> 00:44:38,960 front of my eyes. 305 00:44:39,520 --> 00:44:43,220 Well, that'll pass. 306 00:44:44,060 --> 00:44:46,060 Because the question is, why'd they do it? 307 00:44:47,320 --> 00:44:48,600 Obviously, I'm on to something. 308 00:44:49,300 --> 00:44:51,000 Yeah? Yeah, but what? 309 00:44:55,730 --> 00:44:58,650 You sure you're telling me everything? There isn't something you might have 310 00:44:58,650 --> 00:44:59,650 out? 311 00:45:00,450 --> 00:45:02,590 Nothing I wanted to disclose at this time, Detective. 312 00:45:04,090 --> 00:45:05,090 Why? 313 00:45:05,230 --> 00:45:06,570 Well, suit yourself. 314 00:45:07,490 --> 00:45:10,990 But you better be careful, you know. Sometimes they can turn around and bite 315 00:45:10,990 --> 00:45:11,990 right in the ass. 316 00:45:12,990 --> 00:45:13,990 Or what? 317 00:45:14,770 --> 00:45:17,670 I think I'm going to go down there to that club. Check it out tonight, all 318 00:45:17,670 --> 00:45:18,529 right? 319 00:45:18,530 --> 00:45:21,710 In the meantime, why don't you try not to do anything stupid? 320 00:45:22,710 --> 00:45:23,710 I'll try. 321 00:45:23,730 --> 00:45:24,990 But I can't guarantee that. 322 00:46:13,390 --> 00:46:15,730 Sorry, sir. There's a private club. Name is Ollie. 323 00:46:17,990 --> 00:46:18,990 Here's my card. 324 00:46:19,490 --> 00:46:20,490 Can I play? 325 00:46:27,400 --> 00:46:29,120 Nobody gets there without a thought. 326 00:46:31,920 --> 00:46:38,100 Oh, yeah, that's a real elegant picture. Simple. Not too overstated. 327 00:46:38,340 --> 00:46:39,860 Or I do. 328 00:46:53,020 --> 00:46:54,020 Sorry, 329 00:46:54,440 --> 00:46:55,480 man. Nice work. 330 00:46:55,820 --> 00:46:57,300 That's my favorite tie, too. 331 00:46:57,540 --> 00:46:58,760 Really? Yeah. 332 00:46:58,980 --> 00:46:59,980 All right, then. 333 00:47:01,820 --> 00:47:03,820 B .B., I got to do something with it. 334 00:47:04,320 --> 00:47:05,299 It's unbelievable. 335 00:47:05,300 --> 00:47:06,300 Look at this. 336 00:47:09,700 --> 00:47:12,780 Hey, pal. 337 00:47:17,740 --> 00:47:19,220 Good thing you guys watered down your drinks. 338 00:47:19,960 --> 00:47:21,460 Otherwise you'd never get that stain out. 339 00:47:22,040 --> 00:47:23,940 How about a whiskey soda and a holy soda? 340 00:47:31,340 --> 00:47:32,340 Thanks, Chief. 341 00:47:59,339 --> 00:48:02,220 Hello, I'm Adrian. Are you interested in becoming a member of the club? 342 00:48:03,660 --> 00:48:04,660 A member? 343 00:48:05,340 --> 00:48:06,460 Yeah, I'm sure I'm interested. 344 00:48:07,820 --> 00:48:09,360 Just by invitation, I'm sorry. 345 00:48:10,420 --> 00:48:11,420 Oh, really? 346 00:48:12,200 --> 00:48:13,260 Invitation only, huh, Adrian? 347 00:48:14,060 --> 00:48:16,780 Over here in that case, why don't you invite me? 348 00:48:18,180 --> 00:48:20,080 While you're out, why don't you get your operating permit too? 349 00:48:25,580 --> 00:48:26,580 No, 350 00:48:28,360 --> 00:48:29,360 no. 351 00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:31,700 Well, let's just say that I'm a curious kind of guy, that's all. 352 00:48:33,400 --> 00:48:34,400 Hurry up. 353 00:48:36,420 --> 00:48:37,840 Wait a minute. 354 00:48:38,700 --> 00:48:39,700 Why don't you go get it? 355 00:48:39,880 --> 00:48:40,880 Now? 356 00:48:45,700 --> 00:48:46,700 What's right here? 357 00:48:48,520 --> 00:48:49,520 I'll do that, Adrian. 358 00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:05,480 You're new around here. 359 00:49:07,960 --> 00:49:09,460 Yeah, I'm actually on my honeymoon. 360 00:49:11,360 --> 00:49:13,320 No, I'm kidding. I'm new. How about you? 361 00:49:13,980 --> 00:49:15,420 Oh, I've been here a long time. 362 00:49:15,920 --> 00:49:17,620 Yeah? Well, you, uh... 363 00:49:18,160 --> 00:49:19,320 You dance like a real pro. 364 00:49:20,500 --> 00:49:21,500 Thanks. 365 00:49:22,040 --> 00:49:23,600 Have you had a tour of the club yet? 366 00:49:24,280 --> 00:49:25,640 Tour of the club? No, I haven't. 367 00:49:27,340 --> 00:49:28,460 I could give you one. 368 00:49:30,180 --> 00:49:31,180 Really? 369 00:49:31,340 --> 00:49:34,560 Well, right now, I can't think of anything that would make me happier. 370 00:49:35,980 --> 00:49:41,060 Because there's a lot of interesting things to do and see. 371 00:49:41,660 --> 00:49:42,660 Wow. 372 00:49:44,160 --> 00:49:45,160 Okay, kid. 373 00:49:45,520 --> 00:49:46,880 And now, why don't you lead the way? 374 00:50:00,340 --> 00:50:02,120 What do we have going on down here? 375 00:50:03,020 --> 00:50:04,020 What's your pleasure? 376 00:50:04,800 --> 00:50:06,180 Oh, no, pretty average guy. 377 00:50:06,480 --> 00:50:08,500 I don't mind watching a little rough stuff every now and then. 378 00:50:09,180 --> 00:50:10,460 Oh, F andL? 379 00:50:10,960 --> 00:50:11,960 Pro wrestling. 380 00:50:13,100 --> 00:50:14,038 You're cute. 381 00:50:14,040 --> 00:50:15,040 What is it? 382 00:50:15,900 --> 00:50:19,000 It's about giving yourself over to your every passion. 383 00:50:19,400 --> 00:50:21,520 Passion. How about that? 384 00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:07,000 No. 385 00:55:20,899 --> 00:55:22,660 I think I'm ready for the rest of the tour. 386 00:55:25,420 --> 00:55:26,420 I know what you mean. 387 00:55:50,400 --> 00:55:51,700 Leaving so soon? 388 00:55:52,660 --> 00:55:54,280 Leaving? No, no, no, we're... 389 00:55:54,810 --> 00:55:56,090 Just taking the 10 -pound tour, right? 390 00:55:57,270 --> 00:55:58,270 Enjoy yourself. 391 00:55:58,750 --> 00:56:00,210 It's worth every penny. 392 00:56:46,860 --> 00:56:48,180 What do you suppose goes on in here? 393 00:56:50,360 --> 00:56:51,500 Whatever you want. 394 00:56:52,420 --> 00:56:53,540 Whatever I want? 395 00:56:56,160 --> 00:56:58,160 Your word is my command. 396 00:56:59,400 --> 00:57:00,640 How do you want me? 397 00:57:03,060 --> 00:57:04,060 Like this? 398 00:57:06,460 --> 00:57:09,960 Or... Like this? 399 00:57:12,060 --> 00:57:13,580 Or you could tie me up. 400 00:57:14,540 --> 00:57:18,040 So I couldn't try to stop anything you might want to do to me. 401 00:57:21,220 --> 00:57:22,220 Tough decision. 402 00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:30,520 So I take it that this is the end of the tour, huh? 403 00:57:31,540 --> 00:57:32,680 This is the beginning. 404 00:57:35,700 --> 00:57:37,180 I don't mean to intrude. 405 00:57:38,160 --> 00:57:39,820 What took you so long? I've been waiting. 406 00:57:46,190 --> 00:57:47,510 Samantha, you're needed out front. 407 00:57:52,970 --> 00:57:53,970 Nice kid. 408 00:57:54,530 --> 00:57:55,690 Very accommodating. 409 00:57:56,610 --> 00:57:57,910 A little enthusiastic. 410 00:57:59,230 --> 00:58:00,230 My permit. 411 00:58:00,690 --> 00:58:02,390 No, it's okay. I trust you. 412 00:58:03,610 --> 00:58:05,350 It is reassuring. 413 00:58:06,190 --> 00:58:08,230 Is there anything else I can do for you? 414 00:58:08,490 --> 00:58:09,490 Yeah. 415 00:58:09,810 --> 00:58:11,190 Show me the damn door. 416 00:58:39,740 --> 00:58:40,860 Hello? That's me, Trout. 417 00:58:41,700 --> 00:58:42,700 I'm outside the underworld. 418 00:58:43,600 --> 00:58:44,600 What happened? 419 00:58:45,940 --> 00:58:48,300 Well, I think it's safe to say it's one freaky place. 420 00:58:49,220 --> 00:58:50,280 I told you. 421 00:58:50,720 --> 00:58:51,940 Are you in any danger? 422 00:58:52,720 --> 00:58:56,200 No, no, I'm outside now, but there was a moment when I was inside that made me 423 00:58:56,200 --> 00:58:57,200 very nervous. 424 00:58:58,300 --> 00:58:59,300 So what do you think? 425 00:59:00,140 --> 00:59:05,140 Well, it's safe to say there's a bunch of weird shit going on in there, but I 426 00:59:05,140 --> 00:59:06,380 don't know if anything's illegal or not. 427 00:59:06,970 --> 00:59:09,630 If you don't want to press charges, I'm not interested in getting involved, you 428 00:59:09,630 --> 00:59:11,750 know. I'm a homicide. You need a vice squad now. 429 00:59:28,170 --> 00:59:29,170 Thanks for calling. 430 00:59:29,810 --> 00:59:31,070 I'll check in with you tomorrow, okay? 431 00:59:31,550 --> 00:59:32,328 Wait, wait, wait. 432 00:59:32,330 --> 00:59:33,750 Let me give you a word of advice, alright? 433 00:59:35,520 --> 00:59:36,580 Drop the whole thing. 434 00:59:37,280 --> 00:59:39,000 Just forget about it and count yourself lucky. 435 00:59:39,560 --> 00:59:43,580 I mean, these are a bunch of sex -starved, drugged -out weirdos. Don't 436 00:59:43,580 --> 00:59:45,680 what they'll do to you if you try to press this thing. You got it? 437 00:59:46,720 --> 00:59:47,880 Thanks for the lecture, Dad. 438 00:59:49,560 --> 00:59:51,280 Yeah, well, say your prayers. 439 00:59:51,980 --> 00:59:52,839 All right. 440 00:59:52,840 --> 00:59:53,840 Bye. 441 01:00:05,200 --> 01:00:06,200 Oh my God. 442 01:00:07,480 --> 01:00:08,480 How, Jill? 443 01:00:10,940 --> 01:00:11,940 What do you want? 444 01:00:13,780 --> 01:00:14,860 That you're free. 445 01:00:17,140 --> 01:00:21,640 Free to be the person that you've always wanted to be. 446 01:00:28,360 --> 01:00:31,240 I am the person that I want to be. 447 01:00:32,940 --> 01:00:35,920 Ah, but you're not. You're fighting your emotions. The dark side. 448 01:00:37,840 --> 01:00:42,360 The side that's controlled by an animal lust for passion that no man can 449 01:00:42,360 --> 01:00:44,600 satisfy. No man until now. 450 01:00:46,480 --> 01:00:47,560 You're not human. 451 01:01:15,029 --> 01:01:21,490 Don't. I'm scared. 452 01:02:17,720 --> 01:02:18,720 Mmm. 453 01:02:19,940 --> 01:02:20,940 Mmm. 454 01:05:19,690 --> 01:05:23,590 No, I was having this weird sex dream. 455 01:05:24,470 --> 01:05:27,910 Well, you have to tell me all about that when I see you. Meanwhile, get down 456 01:05:27,910 --> 01:05:29,570 here to the coroner's office as fast as you can. 457 01:05:31,550 --> 01:05:34,290 Okay, I'll be there in 30 minutes. 458 01:05:35,090 --> 01:05:36,390 You want that story? 459 01:05:36,590 --> 01:05:38,090 Make it in 15 minutes. I'll wait. 460 01:06:00,000 --> 01:06:01,720 Okay, I'm here. Now what? 461 01:06:03,340 --> 01:06:06,380 You're kind of pale. You feeling okay? 462 01:06:07,080 --> 01:06:08,340 I'll get back to you on that. 463 01:06:09,540 --> 01:06:10,519 All right. 464 01:06:10,520 --> 01:06:12,520 Well, I want you to check this guy out. 465 01:06:13,240 --> 01:06:14,240 No. 466 01:06:15,540 --> 01:06:16,640 I'll trust your opinion. 467 01:06:17,800 --> 01:06:18,800 All right. 468 01:06:19,280 --> 01:06:22,800 Look here. It says here this guy has bite marks on three different parts of 469 01:06:22,800 --> 01:06:24,600 body and three different artery points. 470 01:06:24,840 --> 01:06:26,500 Most of his blood has taken a hike. 471 01:06:28,220 --> 01:06:29,800 Just like Edward Pennington. 472 01:06:30,360 --> 01:06:32,720 Yeah, just like. Now, here's the funny part. 473 01:06:33,240 --> 01:06:34,600 Oh, there's the funny part? 474 01:06:35,000 --> 01:06:37,980 Yeah. I saw this guy earlier than I did at the underground. 475 01:06:39,860 --> 01:06:41,380 Sorry, man. Nice work. 476 01:06:41,760 --> 01:06:43,480 In fact, he spilled a drink on my tie. 477 01:06:43,700 --> 01:06:44,700 Good thing it wasn't mine. 478 01:06:45,480 --> 01:06:47,960 I even think I saw him shagging one of the girls later on. 479 01:06:51,100 --> 01:06:52,078 You think? 480 01:06:52,080 --> 01:06:54,080 Yeah, we were all wearing masks. It's hard to tell. 481 01:06:55,700 --> 01:06:56,700 Let's not. 482 01:06:56,780 --> 01:06:57,780 Talk about the math. 483 01:06:59,360 --> 01:07:02,480 No, wait, wait, wait, wait a minute. It was purely in the line of duty, trust 484 01:07:02,480 --> 01:07:03,480 me. 485 01:07:05,100 --> 01:07:08,460 Look, I think I know what's going on here. 486 01:07:09,500 --> 01:07:10,720 But you won't believe me. 487 01:07:11,900 --> 01:07:13,300 Well, I'm pretty gullible. 488 01:07:13,520 --> 01:07:14,520 Try me. 489 01:07:15,220 --> 01:07:16,220 Close your eyes. 490 01:07:16,860 --> 01:07:18,480 What? Close them! 491 01:07:19,820 --> 01:07:21,220 All right, close them. 492 01:07:29,060 --> 01:07:30,320 Okay, you can look. 493 01:07:30,840 --> 01:07:35,220 Okay, what's the big... What the hell happened to you? 494 01:07:35,640 --> 01:07:36,900 It's a vampire bite. 495 01:07:37,260 --> 01:07:38,820 Just like what's on that body. 496 01:07:40,120 --> 01:07:42,200 Vampire? Did it hurt? 497 01:07:42,520 --> 01:07:43,580 Of course it hurt. 498 01:07:44,340 --> 01:07:46,520 I don't think this is where it ends, though. 499 01:07:48,780 --> 01:07:50,240 So what do you want to do about it? 500 01:07:51,560 --> 01:07:52,740 Kick their asses. 501 01:07:53,760 --> 01:07:54,760 Now you're talking. 502 01:07:55,700 --> 01:07:58,080 Let's go on over there and show them a little old -fashioned police brutality. 503 01:07:58,200 --> 01:07:59,158 What do you say? 504 01:07:59,160 --> 01:08:02,280 Well, don't you think we should get, like, silver bullets and holy water and 505 01:08:02,280 --> 01:08:03,280 crosses and something? 506 01:08:03,620 --> 01:08:06,460 Connor. What? Just because these weirdos put the bite on people doesn't mean 507 01:08:06,460 --> 01:08:07,500 they're honest about vampires. 508 01:08:07,840 --> 01:08:08,840 Get a grip. 509 01:08:10,200 --> 01:08:11,200 They could be, though. 510 01:08:13,200 --> 01:08:13,560 Looks 511 01:08:13,560 --> 01:08:22,479 like 512 01:08:22,479 --> 01:08:23,479 we missed last call. 513 01:08:23,800 --> 01:08:25,180 Or they were expecting us. 514 01:08:25,529 --> 01:08:26,970 I don't even think that. 515 01:08:28,430 --> 01:08:29,430 Okay, I'm ready. 516 01:08:29,490 --> 01:08:32,729 Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey. Be careful of that thing. 517 01:08:33,430 --> 01:08:34,430 You too. 518 01:08:34,470 --> 01:08:35,470 All right. 519 01:08:36,609 --> 01:08:40,330 So let's say you go this way, and I'll check back there. 520 01:08:40,729 --> 01:08:41,729 By myself. 521 01:08:42,430 --> 01:08:43,950 You're the one who wanted the story, remember? 522 01:08:45,130 --> 01:08:46,130 Not that bad. 523 01:08:47,410 --> 01:08:48,410 Trout. 524 01:08:49,649 --> 01:08:50,649 Trout. 525 01:08:52,270 --> 01:08:53,270 Damn it. 526 01:11:02,470 --> 01:11:07,830 Somebody told me that you've been a very, very bad girl. 527 01:13:22,030 --> 01:13:26,150 You were very bad. The punishment isn't over yet. Oh, good. 528 01:16:04,170 --> 01:16:05,170 Wow. 529 01:16:41,960 --> 01:16:42,960 All right. 530 01:19:06,200 --> 01:19:07,200 Alright, sister. 531 01:19:07,960 --> 01:19:09,360 Your game is over. You let her go. 532 01:19:39,600 --> 01:19:40,600 Oh. 533 01:21:30,700 --> 01:21:33,500 Oh no. 534 01:21:52,120 --> 01:21:53,120 Stop! Stop! 535 01:22:31,300 --> 01:22:32,300 Me. Show's over. 536 01:22:36,040 --> 01:22:37,040 Get your hands up. 537 01:22:37,540 --> 01:22:38,540 Now! 538 01:22:45,080 --> 01:22:46,800 Chill. Come on, get yourself together. 539 01:22:48,660 --> 01:22:49,660 Getting out of here. 540 01:22:51,940 --> 01:22:53,520 Be careful, Trout. They're vampires. 541 01:22:54,000 --> 01:22:55,000 I know, I know. 542 01:22:55,700 --> 01:22:56,700 Well, we're leaving. 543 01:22:57,420 --> 01:22:58,420 But you're not. 544 01:22:59,200 --> 01:23:01,260 I'm afraid I can't allow that to happen. 545 01:23:09,480 --> 01:23:10,480 Yeah. 546 01:23:12,180 --> 01:23:13,180 What else you got? 547 01:23:15,700 --> 01:23:20,320 Well, all right, how about a little, uh, sunrise special, huh? I didn't get 2 548 01:23:20,320 --> 01:23:22,220 ,000 years old by being stupid. 549 01:23:23,420 --> 01:23:24,460 God damn it! 550 01:23:29,290 --> 01:23:30,670 Jill? Jill! 551 01:23:37,970 --> 01:23:39,370 No! 552 01:24:26,350 --> 01:24:27,350 That was quick thinking. 553 01:24:27,870 --> 01:24:30,770 Well, I saw it in a movie once or twice. 554 01:24:34,670 --> 01:24:35,629 Let's get out of here. 555 01:24:35,630 --> 01:24:36,369 Come on. 556 01:24:36,370 --> 01:24:37,370 Yeah. 557 01:24:42,270 --> 01:24:43,270 I'll tell you something, kid. 558 01:24:43,670 --> 01:24:46,730 This is going to make one hell of a story if you ever get to write it. 559 01:24:47,390 --> 01:24:49,230 Yeah. Who's going to believe it? 560 01:24:49,930 --> 01:24:50,930 She will. 561 01:25:21,040 --> 01:25:26,960 There's not a next afternoon night for the rope that taught the jury tongue. 562 01:25:28,200 --> 01:25:30,880 Forgotten is carved on the tombstone. 563 01:25:31,220 --> 01:25:33,920 There's a new breed of outlaw in town. 564 01:25:34,560 --> 01:25:39,160 On four legs of fury we ride a brand. 565 01:26:09,630 --> 01:26:16,190 We are the nameless and thirsty, shameless, damned and corrupt. 566 01:26:17,170 --> 01:26:19,870 Draw the blood from your daughter. 567 01:26:44,970 --> 01:26:45,970 boots up!